This is the guilty plant (being serenaded with "Welcome to the Jungle").
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Hundreds Dead, Sweden Implicated
After purchasing a plant at IKEA (now in critical condition) I returned home on Monday to find swarms of teeny tiny little black flies in my mini-kitchen. The flies remind me of the teeny tiny black flies that infested my old office after we bought IKEA plants...not that I'm implying anything(COUGH). So to solve this problem I went to Walgreens and dropped $2 on a miracle called Fly Ribbon. The flies seem to think its a slip & slide of caramel heaven. What a bizarre, slow, disgusting yet pretty way to die! I can almost hear tiny screams...
This is the guilty plant (being serenaded with "Welcome to the Jungle").
This is the guilty plant (being serenaded with "Welcome to the Jungle").
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PETA called. They think you deserve 80 days in Abu Graib for this. I, however, am delighted you are recording the torture and death of hundreds of insects. If only Rumsfeld had been this open, we'd have loved him as well.
I think Bruce is actually singing something incomprehensible, like Gwar.
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